Alfa ignition key won't turn

Kinja'd!!! "sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
04/19/2017 at 11:55 • Filed to: None

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Back to the shop it goes for a new ignition!

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DISCUSSION (18)


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
04/19/2017 at 12:01

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I took a shower this morning and the water got me wet.


Kinja'd!!! Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
04/19/2017 at 12:04

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Same thing on the E34. $450 later it was as good as new...


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > OPPOsaurus WRX
04/19/2017 at 12:04

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I made myself a cup of green tea for breakfast and it tasted like green tea.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > OPPOsaurus WRX
04/19/2017 at 12:05

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Touché


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
04/19/2017 at 12:09

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Have you jiggled the wheel side to side while trying to turn the key yet?


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Textured Soy Protein
04/19/2017 at 12:09

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Repeatedly


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > Textured Soy Protein
04/19/2017 at 12:13

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have you turned it off and on again... ooo yea.


Kinja'd!!! jasmits > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
04/19/2017 at 12:15

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Huh, my Alfa’s ignition would turn no matter what you decided to use as a key.

“Aw shit, I left the key inside. Good thing I have my pocket knife and don’t need to walk 10 feet to go get it”


Kinja'd!!! Stapleface > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
04/19/2017 at 12:18

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It’s simply preventing anything else from breaking


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > OPPOsaurus WRX
04/19/2017 at 12:27

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Kinja'd!!! diplodicus > jasmits
04/19/2017 at 12:47

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Growing up my dad had a 96 Bronco, you could pull the key out while driving and it would still run.


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
04/19/2017 at 12:59

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In other news, sky is blue and birds fly


Kinja'd!!! jasmits > diplodicus
04/19/2017 at 13:12

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Yup, my Alfa did that too if you were actually using the key


Kinja'd!!! Sovande > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
04/19/2017 at 13:15

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Have you looked into replacing it yourself? It’s not a complex system and replacing could be pretty simple.


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
04/19/2017 at 14:41

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You try spraying some WD40 in there?


Kinja'd!!! Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
04/19/2017 at 15:02

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The key in my S3 spider does/ did this.

The first time it was because my key was starting to fail and was actually slightly twisted. Hammered it flat and it worked fine until I got a new one cut.

It still does it sometimes even with the new key and pulling on the key core assembly seems to help.


Kinja'd!!! Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo > Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo
04/19/2017 at 15:04

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I’m not going to say that the ignition switch swap is easy... but it sure LOOKS easy...


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > DipodomysDeserti
04/19/2017 at 15:28

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Yup, as well as some pressurized air.